I’m accustomed to writing review blurbs for films and pro wrestling segments, not comic books… so let’s see how this goes (after making you suffer through or skip past this next paragraph of particularly subjective contextualization). For multiple reasons I also find the application of ratings to be a detrimental complication when posting my typical reviews, but I don’t love seeing the suggestion of empty stars next to this write-up on League of Comic Geeks so I’ll deliver my first rating in nearly two decades here with a 4.5/5.
As I’ve entered another of this life’s waves of being more actively invested in comics, I’ve tried to talk myself out of subscribing to my guy Spider-Man. Unoriginal though it may be, Spidey’s always been my go-to comic book character since before I could convince my mother to snag the occasional Clone Saga issue at grocery store checkout, and as an adult I’ve mostly shifted to reading digitally while only collecting standout favorite issues. On one hand of the subscription there’s the obvious expense of purchasing every issue - extra biting for a bi-weekly title alongside other squeezes such as the occasional Red Sonja and the now Kickstarter-based "Tarot: Witch of the Black Rose", etcetera - and on the other hand there’s my general perception that I haven’t missed much across my more passive years. For all the milestones I’ve caught up on after the fact, there’s even more filler that may work beautifully on its own but doesn’t really advance Peter Parker’s status quo in an important manner (see Zeb Wells’ fun yet ultimately perfunctory “Dead Language Part 2” arc, for example). Enter writer Joe Kelly, who… wallops the web-slinger into space where he crosses over with Rocket Raccoon and meets a new alien girlfriend named Raelith the Wretched? Damnit, I’m hooked; gimme that subscription. I’ll even start reading these physically so I can try to somewhat recapture a the childhood sensation of being in the moment and not knowing what was coming next for weeks! Gah, gotta get used to putting my grubby mitts all over these fresh copies instead of immediately bagging, boarding, and boxing them away because I’m a maniac. So after catching up to speed and preserving those couple copies of issue #1000 that are definitely going to put my kids through a minute or two of college, here we are - my dive back in to an “Amazing Spider-Man” subscription begins with #1001, in the middle of whatever we’re calling this phase of the Ravage arc. Hey, I have a Marvel trading card from the early ‘90s featuring a different guy named Ravage… actually, nevermind.
I was eager to commence my new era of subscribing to Spider-Man - and at such a clean number to jump back in on - but also realistically worried the issues I’ll be shelling out for will force reconsideration upon my current resolve. Well, so far so (very) good. We begin here - or continue, rather - outside a hospital after last issue’s big fight, just like in “Rocky II”. Immediately the vibrant colors make each page sing, a practically giallo-esque visual choice that never lets up. The writing is classic Spider-Man. Every word bubble is firmly in its respective character’s voice, especially our hero’s as he forever struggles to do his best while keeping his loved ones close. Kelly even refrains from his one annoying habit of forcing fleeting modern lingo like "slaps" into peoples' mouths! Of particular note, several evocative pages that conclude our opening scene deliver everything this Spidey fan could ask from an individual issue. I’m also pleased to see the fascinatingly redeemed Norman Osborn resonantly popping up despite having more prominently migrated over to “Spider-Versity” for the time being. And the surprise guest star - showing up just like Piers Anthony’s Good Magician Humfrey - tickled me as a general fan of the character and one who has been keeping up with their title(s) via the soon-to-be-sunset Marvel Unlimited service.
I will voice that, especially as a Clone Saga kid, it does concern me a bit that the Cormac Crane character seems to simply be a remixed Ben Reilly. Not only is our wayward Reilly still right there, his whole deal also remains sorely unresolved at the moment. These two wannabe Peter Parker replacements are so similar it makes me wonder if a meeting of some sort between them - and/or a possible reveal - is on the horizon. Still, Crane has been a compelling presence thus far and I’m giving him the chance to press on as such.
Another concern is the absence of Raelith, now ongoing for two issues. I realize it may be foolhardy to lament the temporary disappearance of a new secondary character for such a brief period of storytelling that firstly hasn’t directly involved her and secondly included the celebratory thousandth issue that perhaps Marvel didn’t want to be flaunting too many recent additions in. But as a reader I have latched on to Raelith in a big way, and even though Mary Jane will always be the one in the end - rightly so - I am hoping we don’t see the current love interest merely swept aside due to that aforementioned Peter Parker status quo. Give me more to chew on than Raelith and Parker’s other new space pals simply ghosting because yet again the conflicting demands of Parker’s dual lives have unintentionally deprioritized them. And if/when Raelith does end up departing… hey, I hear the Guardians of the Galaxy have an opening.
So I am a happy Spider-Man subscriber once again, and (even without Raelith) issue #1001 has exceeded my expectations on literally every beautiful page. Thwippin’ thrilled to be back on board this sequential soap opera train, eagerly awaiting each next book.
Originally posted on League of Comic Geeks.
